Saturday, December 20, 2008
Old ladies I can't make the prices cheaper than they already are. If I look in the back and tell you we don't have anymore and the three other people you asked because you didn't believe me say we don't have anymore-WE DON'T HAVE ANYMORE. Why would lie to you? We need to sell our products. And pre-teens don't be surprised when I tell you your total, this isn't a Denny's you don't get a discount. You didn't want to come to the mall with your mom because you wanted to be cool. Not my fault you can't afford anything. Please stop asking for extra bags...we have 100s of people come in every hour. When I say "sorry we can't give out extra bags", don't give me a look like I stepped on your foot and you bit into a lemon. If I could give extra bags I would, as many as you want, even one more so you can put one over your face. For that one lady who thinks they're smart and shoving the sign in my face, because I'm not giving her the sales price. Lady it says right on the bottom "EXCLUDES: what you are handing me and I keep telling you is not part of the sale." We are not hired to not help you, we know where everything is in the store, what certain products we have, and sales. So when you walk in after we greet you and ask you if we can help find something; why run away or ignore us. 1st of all we just want to tell you about the sales so you can get the most of your money, 2- we see you stand in the middle of the store looking like a lost cat ready to be hit by a car,3- when we ask you again if you need any help and you just leave. What you were looking for was right next to you. But of course you would have known that if you didn't run away. Last thing I swear. You. Yeah you. The one that steals and returns the stuff we know your doing it. We just want your counts of shop lifting to be so great you'll be sent to prison:]
Friday, December 19, 2008
Who can say what was bound to happen next. Just like a scary movie, you think you got I'd all figured out. It as mr. Wilson in the pool hall with a candle stick- when it end up that the poor sucker just had a heart attack. Boys and girls do not listen to your parents or teachers planning ahead get's you know where....
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
This is a blog about "self doubt". What can i say I'm a girl, like dandelion in a garden of roses. I'm not the smartest of the bunch, but I'm a pretty damn bright yellow crayon! Welcome to the semi-daily blog of unspoken emotions, don't worry readers interesting posts about my day will come geez. "You try to hard" and "... take advantage of you" are phrases that make me want to trip an old lady in the street[just kidding-really]. But I don't know why people just can't understand there are still good people in this world. Now ladies and gents this is not a statement saying I have NEVER "sinned", cursed, hit someone or push someone down a flight of stairs...ok I REALLY never done that-but I've thought about it! Anyways...being sweet....I think that's not the way to go in life...but I can't help it >.<>
Monday, November 17, 2008
Some people call me childish, and some think I'm too serious. I know when it's time to be serious sir, please do not judge. Those who are too serious die faster and those who think too much go crazy. i have already gone insane, so that factored out to make me live longer. I have an "Happy-go-lucky" aptitude, but I don't live in a bubble. Much smarter then I let myself appear to be, so when pulling a fast one- I'm going to trip you.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Blogging your feelings is so 6th grade -laughs- Oh dear Chanel I have become a valley girl shoot me now and forever hold my peace. At this moment I feel that I cannot obtain my goals, big goals or petty goals like stopping myself from eating another bag of M&Ms [fat lover<3] I find myself being down in the gutter taking "Emo" pictures in black and white filter. Not to worry any of my followers if I was a squirrel I would be bright eyed and bushy tailed eating sour patch watermelons. I am reaching out to something that's not reaching back, hanging on a rope with no one pulling, sawing on a see-saw and not seeing, typing out depressing analogizes...-giggle-
Friday, October 31, 2008
I had to re-read that sign...twice. I kept reading it, "Whose our house?! House". We won the game by 2 touchdowns in the last quarter, I can't remember the score exactly but it was GREAT! Oh how I love football. Going to my old high school as an Alumni made me realized how much I have grown up and how much I haven't. See all the high school students cheering I slowly felt out of place, but with each touch down I was running the stands screaming my head off.